Or....cast an actual woman.

Me rapping Drake’s verses & singing Jhene’s chorus

“Two years ago, you entrusted me with the sacred responsibility to lead our nation... " Oga a crate of eggs was 1600 before you took over, today it’s 6500. Idi0t man.

Until it’s Asherkine.😏

All this “Ndi Igbo position yourselves to be this or that nonsense,” how exactly does it benefit an average Igbo person? Reminds me of when I was still a radio broadcaster in Anambra, all the politicians, like Victor Umeh, Ubah, Chidoka etc, we used to have over to our studio.

Second year into the Muslim-Muslim presidency, and your family still can’t afford a Sallah ram. Lesson will be learnt

Doue no pr, no sagging of shorts, no blasting speakers in dressing room, no insulting rivals, no dancing 2 goals in Ucl final as a teen!!

“Why argue with a Barcelona fan when you can just wait”

Mbappe left home to feed home. As he comot, dem cook jollof rice.

I'm so happy for Marquinhos. He has been here for 12 years. He saw everyone come and go. This guy played with Ibrahimovic. It's been that long. Patient dog still see bone chop👏🏽👏🏽

KANYE HALLELUJAH 🚨OUT NOW🚨

Sodom and Gomorrah awareness month.

Every Champions League record is since Cristiano Ronaldo

May Flowers "Dandelions blossom in May..." #poetry #PoemADay

I affirm

Bigotry can turn an intellectual into an imbecile. The story of Wole Soyinka!

If only they used the money to book their flights, no?

NA THIS ONE I NO GO TAKE YOU KNOW WHERE I DEY WHEN ZANKU CALL ME TO GIVE ME THAT PICANTO VERSE? SAME ZANKU THAT DID KILLING DEM. I APPRECIATE YOU BUT THIS IS MY HELPER. BE LIKE YOU NO HEAR DECLAN RICE. ZANKU RUNS IBILE. LIKE. HE RUNS THE STREET. DEAD IT.

When children ask their parent why they’re angry they scored 4% in an exam while a professor celebrated the same feat. The bigger issue here is this will probably be the child’s first time of taking said exam. This won’t be the first person in this position to swallow the bar

Lmaoooo