"Hey guys for good social meeja you godda upload natively to the platforms cos your reach do be throttled if you link out oh and also we won't let you post anything natively to the platforms without punching you in the face" - mark 'facebook' facebook.

Do me a wee favour and give this a watch and a like (if you want!), because the algorithm doesn't like songs about the algorithm.

ICYMI: Full SCUMM inspired music video for Algorithm Is A Dancer here ⬇️ Appreciate all the likes & shares, the algorithm hates songs about the algorithm youtu.be/MAVoPRyNsL8?fe…

My content(tm)

If anybody has lost their Christmas ornament in dennistoun, I've put it on this window ledge. Looks undamaged, but smells a bit like jobby.

Got covid and it's so unfashionable it's given me the ick.

Bring back jobby john

I don't have kids.

The britishcore article

Actually kinda glad they just stole my joke and took my name off this one.

Mr. Beast, no!

Bumping this for anyone who missed it by mistake rather than on purpose. My favourite wee easter egg is the 'ask me about loom' badge.

Help us deliver this year's Weird Weekend (Weird Weekend)! There's a couple of paid roles and a volunteer call out - pls share too, if you can, especially if you think you know someone who might be interested 😊 makeitweird.co.uk/getinvolved/