My family used to visit the White House and bring along visitors from out of the state and the country to marvel at it. But now it's gone.

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My cats will sometimes stare up at me like the two characters from The Shining, one dressed in a bear suit, the other receiving fellatio

This country has now become the one skeezy house on the block, jury-rigged to imperfection, laughed at by passers-by cnn.com/2025/10/24/pol…

POKING A DEAD FROG 11th Anniversary Daniel Clowes amazon.com/Poking-Dead-Fr…

Wore my bloody hospital scrubs to my OK Cupid date. Super impressed until she learned I’m a writer.

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How about shorter scripts?

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Getting some strange looks here on this JetBlue flight. It's called holiday reading material, assholes!

Halloween outfit picked out! The laconic liquor store clerk in “Dazed and Confused” for the 32nd straight year!

Halloween outfit chosen!

From a June 1988 Senate hearing on global warming and the Greenhouse Effect. From Netflix’s “The White House Effect.”

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Go see this. Written by my brilliant friend Will Tracy.

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Specific, but I'll be going this Halloween as Albert Brooks's shoulder hair in "Modern Romance"

Fun to live in a country in which Randall Flagg, the villain from The Stand, rose to the presidency.

My first morning at Rikers. Not digging their version of "avocado toast"