If Trump isn’t doing this I don’t give a shit

Very normal behavior, Saltyheals🇵🇸🇵🇷🇵🇭🇮🇪🇵🇱🇩🇪 Take it up with Taylor, she was the one talking about how nice the Nazis were to her

Anyway…this is why I try not to get off comedy Twitter

I’m going to make something crystal clear about something - there is N O T H I N G good to be gained by saying, “wow, the Nazis were so nice to me” Nothing. No sane person would have put that message out, regardless of their intention

Anyway. Going to lunch now because I have an actual life where I interact with people in person

I want the exact right level of notoriety that gets me on an El Pollo Loco PR list

I am not a rage addict. You’re not going to get me, I promise

Nah, I’ll be nice

For a bunch of people who aren’t reactionary…

Sorry, I can’t get into arguments with people afraid of the sun today, Co-Star says my well-being relies on my willingness to take a break

I could eat Ghost Sando every day, honestly

Gooning in the work group chat is crazy, even gay men know how to do that

It’s crazy how many of you guys can’t spot an obvious grifter

Sourdough is an epidemic