Every family's useless conversation after funeral, "guys we have to arrange a reunion and stop meeting at funerals only."

They didn’t lie. There isn’t a single last born child that is a good person.

Kama boss wako anaingianga kazi kila siku, you guys should find a job wewe na huyo boss wako😂

Marriage is scary what if he doesn't know how to cook ???

With the way things are rn, it's clear that there are no rules to life no more. Just pray and hope your shiit works for you

It’s not that people are making silent moves or whatever….i genuinely believe adulting just stuns you into silence 😂

Before the Premier League season starts, I want to categorically state that I hate Arsenal with all my heart, and I wish them nothing but misery this season, so help me God.

If you hesitate between me and somebody else don't choose me 😄

Nilikua nadhani mnafake lifestyle kumbe ni ukweli mko na pesa bana😭😂

Michael_Bryant 🇰🇪🇺🇲 Kamumu🧸💦👌 Halafu nimsaidie kuteremsha. Teamwork muhimu

There are a lot of things to do in this world, if you've decided to get married, that's your own problem.

Na wanaume ata tukisema women make houses liveable,haimaanishi tuwaachie kila kitu wafanye. As a man its very important for you to ensure you have a majority share when it comes to ownership of household assets. Juu siku bibi anakwambianga ‘I cant do this anymore Felix”,atoke

Na mnunue magari, hapo stage ya supermetro tunajazana sana guys.

Lakini binadamu ni watu wabaya sana,, last year before protest nilifanyia the Kiambu Rd based agency kazi safi sana on their X page alafu bado wakani finya makagare bila huruma. They've been writing dry jokes ever since bcoz I'm differently talented. I'm irreplaceable!!😌

Type of girl that spawns in your life somehow when you don’t have a job

Ni kama kuna outbreak ya kumonetize sublenya.

wait🤔 so mko maji?

Hii asubuhi yote jaba imevimba kama matako ya omanga, who will save the youth?😭😂😂😂

Imagine applying for a job then not picking up calls from a random numbers

Your body is 👇👇