I am stressing out so bad rn my heart is pounding and the Uber I’m in is playing bossa nova and it is for whatever reason making my current anxiety even worse

Cold call FaceTiming is an assault

I’m not lonely per se but I am forgetting what it’s like to be around people I like being around

I would drink 7 of these and puke in front of everyone at the bar.

I just want a hug from my friends like I do not miss Utah but I miss them sm IT HURTS

I’m married to the game but I am unhappy in this marriage

typa shit i'm on if we're being completely honest

this is who i am and you hate me for it

miah is reading a werewolf romance novel to me while i eat dinner and that’s called girlhood

Men make me sick truly put them AWAY

If I see you typing for longer than a minute before responding guess what, I’m going to marry you

Peak male performance is when they can properly execute the bit w you

Ken just told me that he’s a nice guy but she could probably take him and if that’s not the biggest he’s a 10 but he… then idk what is

i wish alec baldwin didn’t commit manslaughter bc his trump on snl was really good

A thread of hailey beibers outfits she used to cover up her pregnancy

new favorite thing a man has ever said to me in an argument just dropped

You’re telling me there is a million Bobbie browns?