Like an Italian beef with no peppers. This iced tea cost eighty cents. Philippe's (The OG)

Sitting in Zoom court for my name change bored so here’s some recent photos where I look hot

Moved into the new flat, made sure to stock the fridge straight away

I’m so mad that I started choking down the recommended TWO glucosamine msm capsules a day instead of just one and my creaky body started actually feeling better like how annoying

Obsessed with this photo from the Boogie Nights premiere of Heather Graham (Roller Girl) with real life adult film star Nina Hartley (Little Bill’s wife)

🍿 Music Box Theatre #Chicago instagram.com/p/C_mQC4fuaaU/

Just saw photos of someone getting fisted in front of the rainbow lighthouse at Hollywood Beach. I am never moving out of Chicago

gotta pay the cost (squeeze the booty and sweet talk a little) to be the boss (boyfriend wakes me up with fresh French press with my exact preferred amount of sugar and milk in it)

Boyfriend cracked me up pointing out that Fixie looks like the Gorton fishstick guy

A cute girl on the bus moved further from me because I smell like weed and Sapporo at 3:45pm and honestly that’s fair

🚨 Peter Greenaway Mentioned 🚨

Dost thou partaketh in the inhalation of vapors?

*warning strobe lights A Dying Breed Production presents Let’s Get the Bill the Tell-All Documentary

Worst thing that ever happened to me is getting a credit card that gives me 4% cash back on $5 drinks at the gay bar. By the time I get finished rationalizing, I’ve made a profit

Reading Lou Sullivan’s diaries like damn he’s just like me + Twitter

Logging into MyChart to send this Hacks meme to my psychiatrist

not the margellas