⁦H-E-B⁩ Tailgaters of the Game The B. Young Tailgators. Fantastic food and an even more sweet story. The “B. Young” stands for Brian Young, one of their group that passed from ALS. ⁦SportsRadio 610⁩

I forgot my phone at work or at least that’s where I hope it is. Please pray with me...Oh technology god why do you forsake me? I worship you day and night to answer your call. I trust in your judgment. In Android’s name, amen.

Coooool.

I bet we won't need the heater this Sunday. The forecast is calling for a high of 77 on 12/2.

Help if you can!

I swear after eating (and drinking) while judging the H-E-B Houston Texans tailgate contest I need to be on a celery and water diet for 3 days. Yum! SportsRadio 610.

Never have so many people watched a plume of smoke since the last Pope was selected...

In this week's edition of "What Did Laura Order Amazon While Drinking" there's a dress (blue with flowers, nice choice), an exercise bike (hope it's a good one), markers (???) And 3 - 22 ounce bottles of ginger (WTH, cuz 1 obviously isn't enough???). 😂

Me: I have the whole day off to do fun stuff! Also Me: Tweets this while still in bed.

How much do I have to tip so the delivery person brings the food to my couch so I don’t have to get up?

I have seriously miscalculated my liquid intake versus commute miles. Pray for me.

I don't know why Daylight Savings Time get such a bad rap. Cocktail hour is now an hour earlier.

I'm doing my reports from my closet.

Two attractive people finding love on The Bachelor where's the challenge in that? How about jaded, divorced, senior citizens set in their ways with family drama compete? Now there's a challenge.

Dear Houstonians, Remember Hurricane Harvey and how we all gained the #Harvey15? Well welcome to the beginning of the #Corona30. Love, Carbs

(Gas savings + Tolls savings) × 5(Alcohol + Groceries) = Working from Home

This must be the first time Roger Goodell has not been booed. Of course there are no fans there...but still...

GM Energy Partners With Local Utility Companies hubs.li/Q01skn900

The Catahoula Coroner called me at Midnight to 'release the body' to me. I win best wrong number call ever.

.Ford Pro Commercial Van Brand Manager Jennifer Mitchell says the new 2023 Ford Motor Company Transit Trail Van has increased ride height, wider front and rear track and all-terrain tires. #TransitVan #FordVan #VanLife #Adventure