to the man who scared me at the haunted corn maze: i’m in love with you.

It’s too late to save my Spotify wrapped. Soon the world will know my shame

We are real

Spotted in the Arrowhead stands

these usmnt warm up jerseys are too much, why the tie dye? why the arts and crafts? so many questions

oh yeah well let’s see the netherlands guard ja morant

Tired of my Grizzlies magnets getting stolen. Memphis kills me

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i live for butter man <3

Keep dropping pencils so I can find them and keep them forever

Je suis français, je suis tellement français, pouvez-vous dire que je suis un petit garçon français avec des intérêts de garçons français comme les baguettes et aller HAUHAUHAH (I made a relatively good batch of macarons)

Great night to be a grizzlies fan (satirically)

Austin Reaves unleashes an unbridled anger within me i thought i would never have

I still don’t like Austin Reaves.

I cant even speed anymore; thanks a lot guys.

I don’t even know if I can get anywhere on time cause I’ve never had to actually follow the speed limit

I wonder if it’s hard for dads to pick if they’re going to call their family a pack, a crew, or a team

I’m happy that Patrick Beverley and I feel the same way about Austin Reaves ☺️