Wait for it.

Just a reminder: if you are in an area where a large cult regularly sends people door-to-door to spread the word- The cult is BANKING on you being an asshole, thereby further indoctrinating members that said cult is their only safe space. You’re making it worse. Be nice.

Ooooh Im torn between house 5 and 6. Can I pretend I’m a teenager again and split my time between both?

No joke, on our like 4th date, my lady asked if her “little sister” could join us. The way she kept saying it, I was expecting a sweet 12-year-old to come to the park. She shows up, and the “little sister” is a year older than I am!

The worst decision I have ever made for my productivity (in all aspects of life) was buying a big comfy bed, with a nice mattress and nice sheets and blankets. I never want to leave. I (don’t) miss our old broken thing that collapsed on me when I turned too hard in my sleep.

Sat aside my fantasy adventure draft because OBVIOUSLY I have to write and record the bard’s actual songs to reference in the text (and include a download code in the final ebook.) 😅 Why am I like this? #amwriting

And just like that I discovered she uses charms to harmonize with herself (because some of her songs are just too big for one voicing) It’s a fun type of world building.

Just binge watched #Arcane (finally). I was not prepared to be this emotionally devastated on a Thursday night.

Somewhere down the line, you start exclusively wearing each other’s shirts to bed

#WritingCommunity I’m working on taking better advantage of my Kindle Unlimited subscription (because spoiler, I currently don’t) Share some KU links you would recommend? Especially from marginalized creators. (Bonus points for sapphic plot lines.)

@skyekilaen I'm celebrating my 10-year publishing anniversary with a #bookgiveaway of three of my sapphic fake-relationship romance novels, plus romance trope book candles that match the books. Enter the giveaway on my website: bit.ly/3eSAKw2 #sapphicbooks #wlw

@KarineGreen If you don't think you belong in this world ... welcome to the club. Don’t suppress your individuality. Highlight it. Do not change your shape. You don't have to fit ... into the expectations of others. #depression #recovery amazon.com/dp/B09C3JQSN9 amazon.ca/dp/B09C3JQSN9

@KarineGreen Squirrel Apocalypse: Some say the world will end in fire, some say it will be ice. Nobody ever mentioned squirrels! amazon.com/gp/product/B07… (still more fun than your current apocalypse.) #horrorcomedy #books #squirrels #killersquirrels #GMOkillersquirrels

Meech We eat the billionaires so all of us can afford to sit in our gardens and have coffee if we want to.

The amount of time I spend on this modern internet trying to figure out if a handle is ironic and hilarious, or sincere and horrifying

BRB working on my mysterious hermit author persona

I just finished marathoning 27 documentaries, spanning 39 years, about the same singular event. 🙃Guess what the event was.