3-1 loss to Sonning Hockey Club at the BX ⚡️ThunderDome⚡️ who remain our favourite club in our league #nicestclubinhockey #dontevenmindwelost #whhc

🚨MIDSEASON FRIENDLY ALERT🚨 Staines Hockey Club vs M2s A game of little consequence But I guess it’s something to do Here we go I suppose #haiku

Andy Wilkie: ‘Between the 16 and 75 does not exist’ #midfieldtruther #whhc #conspiracywilkie

RESULT: Ladies 2 unbeaten start to the season is ended by a strong West Hampstead HC 3s team. 4-1 final score with AHC goal from Sarah Symes #AHC

Lost 6-0 to Reading Hockey Club BUT Dominos as match teas so it’s all good @HockeyTeas #whhc #bestmatchteas #pizzaeasesthepain #favouriteawaygame

Rumbling in the distance... Light cloud cover... The possibility of physical yet fair competition... It must be a game at the BX ⚡️👏Dome

(The BX ⚡️👏Dome is of course the Brent Cross ThunderDome. Until we finally get verified and get 260 characters, ‘ThunderDome’ is too long)

🕰 13:30 Vs. Oxford Hockey Club This game has been called (just now) a #mustwin game #DRAMA #stillonlynovember #everygamecounts #this1morethough

[Tweet Template in case of Adam’s absence] [DATE/TIME] #WHHC M2s will face the [TEAM NAME] in a clash that will be [ADJECTIVE], [ADJECTIVE] and possibly the most [DRAMATIC ADJECTIVE] game so far! [EMOJI] #wittyhashtag #lesswittyhashtag #hashtagthatiswaytoolongbutthatsthejoke

.Leona Lewis Hello, one of our players thinks you are a #modernsensation. We used you as every answer to the music section of our hockey club’s quiz. Our local nightclub #latelys of West Hampstead is closing and we thought you might like to buy it... (1/2)

Leona Lewis ... If you were to buy it, you would be welcome on any and all #whhc socials and the Men’s 2s would be happy to have your latest album as their sponsor. Regardless of your decision, we’re all fans and wish you the best in the future #inspiration #fundournightclub #loveyouleona

‘As with the butterfly, adversity is necessary to build character in people’ - Joseph B. Wirthlin WHHC Men’s 2s have just pushed back against Newbury & Thatcham #whhc #relegation #mustwin #inspiring #livetweet

GOAL - #WHHC up early with some lovely link up play. Racist Lucas plays a stretching baseline pass to Ash for an easy tap in. WHHC 1-0 Newbury #notasurprisingturnofevents #alwaysexpected #greatescape

GOAL - NEWBURY A lack of discipline from #WHHC leads to a short corner for Newbury A nicely worked move later and the visitors have tied things up WHHC 1-1 Newbury #revert2themean #whhc #greatescape

‘When you pay attention to boredom it gets unbelievably interesting’ Jon Kabat-Zinn This has not been the case. HALFTIME #WHHC 1-1 Newbury #notlosingthough #beerponginabit #greatescape

Player Spotlight: Simon Younger Age: 26 Goals: 0 Favourite Colour: Headband Blue Favourite Accessory: Headband Pet Peeve: Unkempt Hair Dislikes: Surprise photos, badly researched profiles #whhc #playerspotlight

DOUBLE GOAL They actually went in separately but I’ve fallen behind on this #livetweet and can’t be arsed to write 2 tweets. Lucas gets a second from a precisely places deflection before Newbury equalise from another short corner #WHHC 2-2 Newbury #nosuchthingasadoublegoal

A GOAL OF UNBELIEVABLE QUALITY A COMPLETELY INTENTIONAL TOUCH PASS FROM ASH TO LUCAS FREES HIM TO SLOT IT PAST NEWBURY’S KEEPER THE CROWD GOES WILD MY CAPS LOCK HAS BROKEN #WHHC 3-2 NEWBURY

FULL TIME West Hampstead Men’s 2s go a long way towards securing league survival with a massive win today Those who witnessed this famous victory shall recount the tale to their children and grandchildren, I am sure. #WHHC 3-2 Newbury & Thatcham #greatescape

We are giving away all the MATCH WORN SPECIAL EDITION PADS that protected our #MercianHero's at 高程. These are the only sets to be made anywhere in the world! To enter just LIKE and RT, then reply stating your home nation. #WinBeforeYouPlay #Prize #Competition #Giveaway