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A little birthday gift for Gabriel 🦨 ~ ✨💖💨 he looks very eager to have you there, tight in that collar :3c ✨🍼💨

b so i can constantly dribble and leak, staying huffy with my stuffies :3

ive been watching too much NL bc these all read like his cadence

"dont kill my vibe" ❌️ "dont damper on my pampers" ✅️

lookit this cool shirt i got for 2 smackers thrifting! oh and my pampers ig :3

u get woken up early from ur nap and these lil fellas start talking abt ur stroller’s extended warranty, wyd?

is this why you dont restock your diapers online or...?

total daycare stealth 😶‍🌫️

skill issue, stay between 2 - 5 forever :3

im just not rly competitve, i just dont see th- "who's ready to play with mr bucket!? :D" *charging thru the building blocks* lets f*ing goooo, im getting ALL my balls in that top, u aint getting- "maybe next round, sweetie, lets settle down first" yea *huff* ok, fair 😔

i just hawk-2-ah'd all over my hand :( "thats called sneezing, good job covering your mouth :)" do i get a gameshow now or what?

Here, hop up on the table girl. The nice lady's gonna take a look at you, and make sure you're healthy ~ And after I'll give you a treat. No no, don't worry, the cold wipe is just because you had something on your leg, Now, look at mommy while she does her work ~ Keep still.

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thinking abt mommies who start lactating just from the sight of u waddling around with a thick soggy diaper wobbling between ur legs as u try ur best to toddle towards them for ur morning feeding and changing time :3

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