god knew i would be too powerful if i could do math

this works. i’m not even gonna front. retweeted one of these yesterday and got an email for a job interview this morning.

When you and your best friend laughing for 5 minutes straight because y’all just keep adding shit to the joke and making it funnier

my assigned fbi agent listening to me listening to the greatest showman soundtrack on repeat

I dm myself tweets to laugh at later