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A man has allegedly attempted to board Jetstar flight at Avalon Airport with gun. He was put into a headlock by a passenger until police arrived. #breakingnews #avalonairport #arrest #citizensarrest #7NEWS

BREAKING: A car crashed into the side of a home in Caroline Springs yesterday evening.

You can't even correct this moron (it was covered EVERYWHERE) because the replies are just spammed by verified mouth-breathers. The accused is called Ross Judd. Another blow to the narrative here. I just came back on X saw this and I think that's me done for a bit. Cheers!