A similar size to 5, but without the pattern on it so plain like 6, but it has to be heavy as I can’t deal with lightweight cutlery. Don’t get me started on spoons!! Quayle Social

Anyone else team teaspoon? You will never find me eating with a tablespoon or soup spoon by choice. Cereal ✅ Soup✅ Ice cream ✅ Yoghurt✅ Keep your big spoons away from me 😂

Only I would have to outrun a 3 legged cat to catch a train. It had me for almost 10 mins and kept sitting on my feet so I couldn’t move. Had to run backwards and then around to get away 😂

I can hear kids walking past my house on the way home from school planning their trick or treat routes. Needless to say they are all visiting here tonight after a Robin well and truly went overboard with the decorations!

A young woman in Pennsylvania lightly pranked her grandma by deadpanning the lyrics to Katy Perry’s ‘Last Friday Night’ and pretending they actually happened.

I had a dream last night that I was on a boat and Elaine the Pain from Tracey Beaker told me that I had a rubber face. My retort, ‘actually my face is drier than your career!’

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This is spot on

Genuinely feared for my life last night! Woke up at 4am unable to breath and swallow as my throat had almost fully swollen shut. Being home alone I stayed awake all night in case I choked in my sleep. Hoping I’ve not got strep, deffo got uvulitis though🤞🏻

𝔸sh 🐅🍀 When you get “everyone is a little autistic” but you’re really “socializing is a complete and utter struggle that I’m constantly terrified of because I know once I’m completely on my own, I’m screwed.” I’m just trying to find answers. Not sympathy or whatever. So I feel ya.

My pet hate. Let me be invisible 🙃

This is spot on ⬇️

Please retweet or donate if you can. Brian is an absolute gem and so passionate about empowering young people. 20 years of supporting youth in the #LCR region #fundraising #marathon #charity

Strangest compliment from my eye exam… Optician: your vision is perfect but your eyes are so weird…there would be an ophthalmology nerd out there who would love to study you 🤓 Me: yeah I can make them do this (rolls them outward) Optician: Yup, definitely a you problem 👍

Instead of the external presentation we can see with autistic meltdowns, shutdowns see the individual turn inward. Whilst a shutdown can appear calm from the outside compared to a meltdown it can be equally exhausting for the individual experiencing it. #AutisticShutdown #Autism

Many autistic people find it hard to tell the difference between a friend and an acquaintance. Here is a 🧵 to help you tell the difference.

I refused to add small herons to my aviary. No egrets.