Anyone who doesn’t understand the “you the birthday” jokes or any other jokes using the same structure, I just automatically think you lack critical thinking skills and/or can’t comprehend context clues.

When I did my Duke of Edinburgh in 2015 in my group of hijabis and black girls this local white guy asked if we had just walked over from Calais

You grew up eating delicious food and at no point did you even think to learn how to make delicious food??? You’re actually someone's nightmare

Can’t even ride around to clear yo mind no more tank gone be clear before yo mind is

She’s expensive too !

My "Roman Empire is the realization that my life is a lottery win. Somewhere in Sudan, Pålestine, iran, Afghanistan, Iraq or Congo, there is a boy smarter than me. He is more disciplined, more resilient, and holds more potential in his single finger than I do in my entire career.

BONUSES SHOULD NOT BE TAXED. BONUSES SHOULD NOT BE TAXED. BONUSES SHOULD NOT BE TAXED. HM Revenue & Customs you guys are so greedy!!!!!!!

When you see your taxes being spent on feeding children instead of bombing them.

All because the world didn’t liberate Palestine. It’s what we deserve. Let us live on gruel all year maybe our misery will hold Israel accountable for their genocide

Punishing homeless children to show the world he is a better Christian than the Pope

Fun fact! Elmo is actually short for El Mohammed

Why on earth would Chris Martin check in on affair lady from HR?

Giving your partner a break from decision fatigue is a love language. Removing someone's mental load is the highest form of consideration.

In China, a women's gym membership is 37 days, not 30. And it's all because during their periods, women often miss one week of workouts.

No church has ever held prayers for low sp€rm count…..it’s only barren women.

The personal allowance has been frozen at £12,570 since 2021. In the same time your wages went up 18% to keep pace with inflation. Which means you're now paying tax on more of your income than ever while your actual spending power is lower than it was 5 years ago. This is

MM/DD/YYYY Tipping culture Very high toilet water Guns being sold in a supermarket Ability to supersize things The concept of Jaywalking Vacation days Tax not included in final prices of goods Healthcare Portion size

Me reading the Bible & realizing I have a lot in common with this fool it keeps mentioning

Nothing shows you your flaws like the Bible

she’s right & im glad she’s not letting yall bully her into apologizing lol unless you’re a basketball fan, these men are unknown to the masses & that’s truly ok. 😂