the problem with puppy play is she gets to be the dog and im supposed to, what, fuck the dog?

Hello sexual freaks, I hope you remember that God is going to fucking blast you to death with powerful lightning. Peace and love.

Fake ass nonbinary i saw you get called a good boy

WE DEMAND CANON STOBOTNIK YAOI

do you mind moving out of the way so I could see the hottie behind you

imagine being waylon smithers and waking up knowing ur gonna go to this every day. and get degraded by him too. fuck i’d be dependent too tf

2 no contest. Doing a full 360 and makin sure everybody around me gets served

Had sex: i gave head, jacked sum1 off and dryhumped Faked ID: ❌ Had a gf/bf: ❌ Got high: ❌ Had alcohol: ✅ Failed a class: ❌ Gone to a club: ❌ Smoked/vaped: ❌ Kissed: ✅ Gotten Detention: ✅ Kicked from class: ❌ Cheated on test: ✅ Snuck out house: ❌ im a fuckin loser

Happy 10th anniversary to #FiftyShadesofAwkward

Downed.

humpin my monitor in honor of today ❤️ love you all

the mother if the child i just hit with my car: OH GOD FUCK MY BABY me, tweeting while driving: that was a weird speed bump. anyway. dom computer call that a laptop. heh thats a good one

🔒🔄

2 speed

TV Ottoman

i miss him. say hi to txt