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Our Lyft in Nashville said “wow that’s some blonde hair” thank you, I pay lots of money for this. So kind of you to notice. 🥹

My favorite kind of compliment 🥰

My arthritis really be trying to take me out this morning. My whole right leg is on fire and the ibuprofen didn’t touch it.

I don’t know what the coyotes over the back hill are hunting, but I wish they’d hurry up & catch it so they’d shut up.

It sounds like every diesel truck in Harrodsburg has passed my house in the last 45 minutes. 😂

If one more man tells me I’m mean, I’m gonna show them mean and make them all cry. I miss when y’all weren’t such cry babies.

I can’t have anybody live with me, because how do I explain that it’s 6 am and I’m laying in the bed crying from laughing so hard at videos on my phone? 💀😂

3 sweet husbands have come in here wanting gift certificates for their wives & every single one has said “I just need $100. Idk what she gets” 🥹

Flatland Calvary at 8 am makes me wanna be in love. One of y’all sorry suckers act right.

Y’all’s Mamaw’s & Momma’s are probably listening to precious little Christmas hymns while they cook and get the house ready this morning. I, a 25 year old hosting her first Christmas, am listening to divorced dad rock 💀😂

My new response to “why are you single?” is “I’m crazy”. I don’t know why brother. Don’t you think if I could figure it out, I wouldn’t be single anymore???

Usher has so many hits. Legend

ALLLL the Prom vibes rn 👀

Crazy how a time change, a 50° day, & some sunshine have completely healed my ”I’m in a slump because I’m trapped in the house” feeling.

I don’t know why, but being called a “smoke show” feels like the romance.

Brb, fixing to go wonder around and look like I’m lost in Lowe’s real quick.

I should’ve just gone to hair school 🙃

Do what you can and let karma do the rest.

Every woman deserves to ride good horses and be loved by a good man.