One time I was sitting in my living room watching tv and I looked down and there was a white cat sitting in the middle of the floor and I was so startled I said “you can’t be here, you need to go” and he walked out my open balcony door without conflict

Flirting!!!

Bridesmaid speaking at a wedding

Sometimes I don’t know what the hell people are talking about on here but I’m just glad they’re having fun 🤠

You don’t like olives? Grow up.

This is NOT a dig at Ben but I am truly laughing out loud, this man just did improv comedy in a 4000 seat theater

Putting on my mom’s power suit to play business lady in 1999

Sad to see him give up like this 😔

My therapist, trying to name Curb Your Enthusiasm: “It has the bald guy….no, not Community. He’s old. I think he made the show? I haven’t watched it. YES that’s it! So you can tell people you have a sense of humor like that, you know, not for everyone!”

.Ticketmaster we've been in the queue since 9:30 am this morning, only to kicked out when it was our turn!! What the heck!

(Me talking about my IUD) Oh yeah I have a UTI, I love it!

Respectfully, artists need to stop telling me to pre-save. I don’t know what that means & quite frankly it sounds fake. ❤️

My therapist bringing up things I’ve said before to point out a pattern of behavior?? Time to let it go! Stop clinging to the past & move on, love. xx

Lizzie McGuire if the 8th grade class trip had been to Australia instead

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stranger, it is my absolute honor and privilege to watch your stuff at the coffee shop while you take care of business in the bathroom. give ‘em hell in there! we’ll be here when you’re ready to come back to us 🫡