i'm a stupid goy with a calcified pineal gland who's never escaping saṃsāra i'm gonna come back as another stupid fucking goy, there is no lower

Does it HURT? Good. you're ~ alive ~ and it's gonna keep hurting til you're 95.

Went on a Canadian zoomer pod called Horseshoe Theory. We discussed Vore, Maxim, whether things in Canada are going ok or require revolution, neoliberalism being the new contrarian worldview, and also Trump. youtube.com/watch?v=RCaiCi…

I don’t think centrists should be allowed to do political analysis

Totally forgot to use this in my workout video. Remember if you wanna get big, JREG does personal training and only asks for photocopies of your passport and your backup hard-drive photos.

When the tacos come out “caliente”

My 5 nagging AI girlfriends are always nag nag nagging me, so I created an ai agent that responds to all of them immediately, freeing up substantial amounts of time for me to trade crypto and curl up into a ball and cry in my penthouse suite

I would like to take this moment to officially endorse Graham Platner

God wanted you to marry the cashier but they replaced the ordering process with a clanker and now both of you are going to die alone

i made him a centrist

This movement is the one and only time it’s actually accurate to call your political opponents bots

It's not humans vs the unrelenting inhuman force racing towards our extinction unaligned with our values that worsen our lives It's humans + the unrelenting inhuman force racing towards our extinction unaligned with our values that worsen our lives, Together! ❤️‍🔥