Elder Emos are just spooky Disney Adults and should be treated as such.

Bro did we ever just lock in some big ones. We’re gonna be edging waiting for this to drop

If they didn’t want me to play The Cure for 2 hours straight at the bar, they shouldn’t have put 2 hours worth of the cure on the virtual jukebox.

I saw a guy in one of our T-shirts at The Front Bottoms show tonight. I said “hey buddy!” He said “excuse me, do I know you?” I said “yes”. End of interaction.

NEED another go from Tkachuk and Scheifele

We are STOKED to announce that we’re hitting the road with Bowling For Soup & THE ANTI-QUEENS this spring! Tickets on sale Friday!

Ref said fuck your hand

CANADA! See you in the Spring! 🇨🇦 Tickets ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ 👇 BowlingForSoup.com/tour-dates

Is this a ghost gun?

I think the most important thing you can do as a new band is communicate everyone’s expectations before you get into a room together. Then comes promo shots. Music comes last! Always!

whoever used their TouchTunes credits to play dance gavin dance in the cafe bar may you never see god

*pop song plays on the radio* 30 Y/O Alcoholic with bad knees: “You know what would make this sound even better?” #ImOverPunkCoversOfPopSongs

Straight out of the short film “so you wanna be a landlord, huh?”

If you make eye contact with someone while applying chapstick, bite the chapstick to assert dominance!

Itching to get back on stage #BassistForHire All genres welcome!!!!

Windows? Down Carly Cosgrove 🏡? Bumpin Now if the Old people can get the hell off the road so I can get home at a reasonable time

I will always complain about YouTube ads, even the ones I’ve worked on!

Looking to do more design work in the fall, my calendar is wide open now!