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It's amazing Epstein killed himself knowing there was complete lack of evidence...

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🎶 Put your hand in my pocket 1, 2...🎶 'Nite all

Lot of truth here

G'morning everyone! ... it's Tuesday, and X is already on fire...let's gooooo

This is what happens after you sleep with Pete Davidson

And more... Like I said... everybody needs to settle down just a notch There is a truth here... and far more than meets the eye

It's unreal how these Leftists are actually blaming politics, religion, and parents of 10 year old children for dying in a flash flood... how do they type these things and hit send thinking they are somehow 'owning MAGA' with their 'hot takes'

I hate waterlemons 🍉 You that read wrong. You read that wrong too. This is how you fail exams.

The chances of you getting eaten by a shark in Utah are surprisingly high

Well...he's not wrong

Vegetarians: I don't eat anything with a face Me: Oh, really?

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You know what tonight is, don't you? Yeah, you're right!

You don't become cooler with age, but you do care progressively less about being cool, which is the only true way to be actually cool. It's called 'The Geezer Paradox'

G'nite everyone... and remember