I’ve been rooming with 3 boys for a week now & I have never wanted to be home more then I do right now

If I knew all the gifts sobriety would bring me I would have gotten sober a lot sooner

The second I walk into trader joes I black out

It’s so crazy when I tell people I don’t drink anymore & their first response is always if I smoke weed then. Like we as a society can fathom a life without drugs or alcohol it’s nuts

This might actually be the slowest shift of all time

anyone else get sober and a lot of your time is just cleaning lol

Feelin like a real adult lately

I can’t believe I’m scheduled open to close two days in a row!!!!!! Insanity

“you think you all that and a bag of chips, huh?” me:

There is no stress like being the only bartender server with 40 guest & having to take your morning 💩

Why are the daytime Starbucks workers so rude like damn

I used to be the shot queen but now Im the queen of getting people to do shots it’s crazy lmao

Those days when you hate all of your regulars leave me aloooone

I get really sick of being told I’m an unsupportive friend or I don’t check on people enough, meanwhile I’m left out of 90% of get togethers spend all my time alone and everyone thinks I’m just okay doing all of this on my own

I don’t want anyone sympathy but to act like I’m a shitty friend when I’ve spent the last 6 months trying to save my life & my health is bullshit

why do people give their input about things I already know and didn’t even ask them..?

This cannot be the same body that was living on crown & Mountain Dew I’m so tired

I get more people telling me their concerned about my caffeine intake then I was about my drinking lol make it make sense

It really pisses me off how my dads side of the family can never spell my sisters name right

How do I feel like dog shit but can’t stop eating at the same time