Congratulations on listening to music again this past year. You peasants

Smirking whenever I see a dog owner. I know they only have it because they couldn't get a chick

Yeah I'm into Dune 2... Dune 2 much MDMA off an ARIA award at an East Brunswick house party in 2014

Cheese before bed, you'll have nightmares of dread Cheese at sunrise, you'll be healthy and wise

I crave the sweet embrace of death

"Yeah so it's basically a rogue-lite with a heavy positive feedback loop" - me explaining the Buddhist doctrine of saṃsāra, the cycle of death and rebirth

If one more tradesman tries to emasculate me in my own house I'm actually going to perform an honour killing

Not gonna look it up but painstaking *feels* like a word Shakespeare would have invented

Mickey Mouse gotta be the most overrated character OF ALL TIME. Literally WHAT has the cunt done in the last 70 years? Tell me!!

Hi, I'm a complete fucking psychopath. And after I finish scribbling gibberish on the walls with crayon, I'm going to turn down the wattage setting on the microwave in the office kitchen

Can't wait til I'm dead so all these moments will FINALLY be lost in time like tears in the rain 😤

Hoping to encounter a situation where an extremely weird middle aged man will start a conversation with me while he's mostly naked, reckon the sauna's a good shout or...?

Reviewed the new Jet album for Pitchfork

This is BRUTAL even 98 years later

Rethink this Burgo

AdVance Australia Joy

In response to the deluge of messages, I will NOT be seeking an Oasis ticket until it has been confirmed that Bonehead will be returning to his rightful place on rhythm guitar

Probably should have ticked those boxes when she could still move any of the the muscles in her face

Blind ranking: 1. Helen Keller (GOAT) 2. Stevie Wonder 3. Ray Charles 4. Blind Willie McTell (it's in the name) 5. Al Pacino in that movie