Is Europe doing well? No, it couldn’t be doing worse

THREAD: I mostly talk about movies on here, but here goes. We are currently pivoting our factory to solely make surgical masks and other medical garments in short supply. We can make 2 million masks a day, and are looking to help in any way possible during this time. #COVID19

Dangerous

I can guarantee you no private Chinese firm would be able to kick Xi off their platform!

We are responding to an outage currently affecting the Winn Brook neighborhood and surrounding areas. We will update once we have investigated the cause.

竹帛烟销帝业虚， 关河空锁祖龙居。 坑灰未冷山东乱， 刘项原来不读书。 a.temporaryrecord.com/Permanent_Reco…

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这大傻子是CPU烧了吗？好好说“我不知道🤷‍♂️，等我回去问问老板🙏”也不至于这么丢人啊……

China-made cellphone saves the day: S African man survives robbery after gunman's bullet is deflected by his mobile

"W...wait a minute, there's a surveillance camera here?!" Security camera caught man pickpocketing

Subway rage: An argument over a seat led to a brawl between two group of passengers in #Beijing on Mon

RIP Dennis Richie. Through him we learned how to C; without him we would have no UNIX. wired.com/2011/10/dennis…

This father and daughter found a 2.3-carat diamond in a state park

中国在南海海域没收美军无人潜航器，特朗普发表推特批评中国“前所未有的”行为，但拼写错误却成了“没有总统的”行为，给自己闹了个笑话。 bbc.in/2hvhHYQ

Girl power! Woman driving small car can't drive up parking ramp, so woman driving larger car gives her a push

I am not good at commit notes, this is not really about fixing anything.

Excited to announce a new chapter in the Fabric story - we're joining Google! Google for Developers fabric.io/blog/fabric-jo…

looks like we need a protest app for the next four years

A regular hotel bible found with some notes.