Heading out tomorrow to play the WSOP main event! Will be making some content throughout. If any other of you Degens will be out there lmk 🫡

The good news: We are in the mix at day 1 of the Main Event! The bad news: We’ve legit lost every hand 😅😅 Send help and vibes:

Bought $LILY lilyturner this morning. Character AI is one of the things that can actually attract revenue in this space and NSFW stuff prob leads that imo. This is a bet on CT being incel gooners how can it miss?

Thoughts on William Kassouf drama at WSOP: 1. His antics, “speech play”, rudeness, etc. are completely unbearable and annoying. 2. Those alone should not warrant penalties, but his constant tanking and time wasting are completely out of line and deserve penalty. 3. Him not

My Ethereum Friends in GC's: "Did you see the new features on the Base demo?" My Solana friends in GC's: "I just aped Jewish Bluey" JFC it really may be $ETH szn

First entry into $TIBBIR 1.4M cap, 2 more entries sub 5M, 6 months later I’ve closed the entire position over last week. Very big W for me this year. I sold for a few reasons: 1. Wanted to lock in the W, and more specifically wanted to buy some $ETH . 2. I think one bear

Holy shit this is one of the dumber meta’s I’ve ever seen in this space and I’m not fading it. Riding long shell co’s to buy coins then hopefully shorting when this all comically dies.

Wow $ETH actually may hit 10k this cycle.

This etf meta either gonna end quicker than anyone expects or get dumber than anyone expects, with no in between.

“I’m not interested in multi billion dollar ETF flows and corporate ponzis buying my bags. Nor do I care for billions in token buy backs for the #1 trading venue. I’m still solely focused on trench memes. Did you see the new Fart House meta?” - A scary amount of my TL

Happy the $TIBBIR boys eating today. Younger me would be raging about missing out on this mega pump today (I had a serious bag) but it’s just part of the game. Bought some on the tweet which we’re up on so technically I am back, but just smaller allo 🫡 Onwards 🙌

Is $GRIFT just dead or what?

This is my stance on the market currently. Buying majors (BTC, ETH, HYPE) and having more mid term view while looking for smaller plays. The SEC news isn’t getting enough attention for how good it is for the space.

Max Crypto Wisdom otd: Double top you could be dead. Triple top you’re banging on Valhalla. Bullish $ETH .

normalize restarting 1,000 times .. your dream doesn’t expire

Jasper has grown up to be an extremely handsome (and sassy) young gentleman:

Once again. Barbarians at the gates of Valhalla rarely fall thrice. Bullish $ETH

Market getting smoked, but my $CAPY didn’t get the memo and is sending. Does this lovable rodent have what it takes to make meaningful dents in my losses today? Probably not but here’s a cute pic of him: