the zoom out takes me out every time

Because the entire thing is going to be a surface parking lot

Do we have time for wasp?

Couldn’t imagine not being a democrat

This is not even remotely accurate. In this video Peter actually gets sent down for playing badly.

Michael Hall 🤝Quinshon Judkins Beating on your girl before camp starts

Yo Cleveland Browns

Wonder what AB has up his sleeve in 2026

DOJ Removes All Mentions Of Justice From Website theonion.com/doj-removes-al…

Teddy Bridgewater paid out of pocket for training camp ($14K), pride sets ($9,500), pregame meals ($2,200/wk), recovery ($1,300/wk), Ubers ($700/wk), field paint ($300/wk). He did this as a VOLUNTEER, not employee. We shouldn’t be punishing people for improving their community.

how watchable i think every team will be in 2025

whatever Epstein story is about to be published is going to be a nuclear bomb

"Seven hours of commercial free football", says Pat McAfee as I hurl myself into a volcano

Andre Knott victory lapping the DeLauter injury acting like this vindicates the verbal diarrhea he sprayed on morning talk shows

People ask what Cleveland sports are like 1. Our football team staged a guy falling off a raft into Lake Erie for a helmet reveal 2. Our baseball team had their on field reporter do victory laps on Twitter over one of our own players being hurt 3. The President of the United

Again?

This is what 6 months of woke can do to you

BUBBA WON A CROWN JEWEL, HELD OFF LARSON, AND HAD A GENERATIONAL FUEL SAVING MOMENT HOLY SHIT

Are we just having bullpen-parlay sessions or something???