The Megaman Battle Network collection has finally been released after I've asked about it for, conservatively, 8 years. I'll see you all in HELL

Listening to the Waypoint podcast about their closure and though it’s heartbreaking, Patrick Klepek 🎃 Rob Zacny OC (original cado) DO NOT STEAL and the gyarados of hot women still manage to put out another hilarious episode. Big “other than the obvious, how did you enjoy the show Mrs Lincoln” vibes here

to anyone saying "oh the Jonathan Majors stuff proves that any celeb can be cancelled" I propose: perhaps don't assault women

The Lazy Song was playing in the spot where I was getting lunch and it was a reminder that my boy Bruno was really out here being ass for a good 4-5 years before he found his style Everyone needs time to learn I guess

Bruh I am like thiiiiiis close to doing a bunch of bullshit TikTok ads for these absolutely wack brands that are hitting up my email address. Oh, these ugly tee shirts? Buy 'em! Sure they don't come in my size, but at least I'll have $150!

renesmee cullen was canonically born on 9/11 send tweet

I've been living my whole life just kinda assuming I'll eventually be chosen as the champion in a loved one's trial by combat

Barbenheimer is all well and good but nothing will ever test my emotional limits like watching Rise of Skywalker and Cats in a theater in a single evening

Love when a streaming service is like "oh you're watching this movie that you last put on 6 months ago? You obviously wanna pick up where you left off, in the last 6 minutes of the closing credits"

People who talk about the Mandela Effect with any sort of seriousness really make me wish I lived in the parallel alternate universe where they were never fuckin' born

FB and IG stories are whole different universes. IG stories and are all thirst traps and pictures of cocktails at sunset; you open someone's FB story by accident and it's a paper plate of a baked chicken breast and steamed broccoli in a dark room, flash on of course

Getting back on dating apps was a mistake, got unmatched with because she asked me about my Big 3 and I said "One Piece, Naruto, Bleach"

Closest I get to Marie Kondo-ing my life is finally deleting podcasts I subscribed to 9 months ago and never listened to a minute of "oh yeah eventually one day I'm sure I'll get to this 250 episode retelling of A Romance of the Three Kingdoms" nah bruv

The Mandela Effect is such a perfect distillation of humanity because it shows how people would rather invent and buy into an insane multiverse-hopping theory rather than admit they misremembered the main actor in a movie from almost 30 years ago nobody ever gave a shit about

honestly the fact that one of my comfort shows when I'm depressed (I am currently depressed) is a docuseries about one of the most televised criminal murder trials in history is so babygirl of me. true crime girlies rejoice

A match on one of The Apps™️ said that I give her "big Harvey Guillén vibes" and for a moment I was offended; why just because I'm Latinx and queer and fat and styli– ohhhhh

Call me Scrooge bc I’m out here on Hinge being ghosted 3 times over Christmas weekend

The fact that IPAs usually have the highest ABV on beer lists makes me feel like I made a monkeys paw wish on wanting beer to be stronger