”Chelsea need £60m in player sales to register their new signings” £82m made in sales in one week Bosh.

The left has failed to radicalize the masses because people don't read anymore. Nobody has the attention span for Marx. The plan? We hire Huda from Love Island to post a 70 part TikTok series in which she explains Das Kapital in situationship terms.

She bounced on it until I needed a skin graft

Why they got the robot dressed like Adam Sandler

Are there any other images like this

adderall and miller lite might be the best combo on earth. want to have a day with the boys? perfect combo. want to clean the house? perfect combo. want to fight your dad after all these years? perfect combo. doesn't get any better than this

We Are Chelsea

Matchday 😭

I got oneshotted by this post

I’m in heaven.

On top of their head.

Joao Pedro for fucking E V E R

We went through a pandemic, sold our club, sacked Tuchel, sacked Potter, sacked Lampard again, Bruno managed 1 game, spent £1 billion, sold everyone that won the UCL, sacked Pochettino , became a mid table club and still won 2 trophies before Arsenal’s project.

🚨🚨| 𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐃: Chelsea have become the FIRST club in the history of football to win ALL the major trophies: • Premier League • FA Cup • EFL Cup • Champions League • Europa League • Conference League • Club World Cup

Luis Enrique hits Joao Pedro. He is so rattled 😭😭

We got them so mad that their manager is assaulting our players at full time! Proper Chels that! I’m speechless at that result and performance, absolutely superb! World Champions 2025!! 💙