Retweet if she fed her husband to her cats

Today Shelbi and I fought about whether or not it would be okay to put trash from the car into someone else’s dumpster. Afterwards I decided I’m going to file for divorce. It’s easier this way. Also, RT if SheGresh has negatively impacted you.

PLEASE EXPLAIN Kitchen takes forever to make something which pisses off the customer. Customer then tells the server “I’m not gunna tip you well now. Even though it’s not YOUR fault” That’s not going to affect the cooks at all. That affects me. LOGIC.

My dog died when I was younger & my brother was supposed dig her grave. We had a “funeral” only to realize that he didn’t dig the hole deep enough. Half the box was still above ground. 😂 He then had to dig another hole while I sobbed and dad screamed at him. 😂😂😂😂

I miss Mattie Bob

This is the type of weather my dad talks about him walking for miles in to get the school.

Almost ordered a snake. Time to go to bed 😅

So a guy drunk called me just now, and I guess I was being so stern he said Yes ma’am to me. 😂 Ladies that’s what it’s about. We EARN respect from men.

Anyone selling any BB guns?? I wanna shoot SheGresh but not kill her.

My life

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Went to Walmart to get detergent. Now that I’ve left and already spent money I now have to go to dollar general to get detergent because I forgot at Walmart lmao

Woo woo. That’s what we call it cause it’s too hard to pronounce lmaoo

So the dogs killed a prairie dog and today I found it and sage and I sat outside gagging for 30 minutes cause we couldn’t stop and I was trying to figure out what to do with it. Anyways if y’all can’t imagine that being funny we shouldn’t be friends lmaooo

Thinking about the time I was talking to a guy I liked & jokingly was calling myself a kleptomaniac because I accidentally took a cup from a restaurant. But instead of saying that, I said nymphomaniac. After I realized that was wrong I fixed it by saying necrophiliac.

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I try to tell people I’m not as country as they think I am. And then I remember for fun we used to climb into a PVC pipe and roll it down a hill for fun.. 😅

I want whatever the people who run at 6am have

“You just had to be there”

It’s finally my time to shine... help me out, guys! Michelob ULTRA