I’m sexually attracted to: ⚪️ Men ⚪️ Women ⚪️ Both ☑️ Sarah Harding’s flat as a witch’s tit note on GMTV back in 2008 x x.com/petermckb/stat…

I’m dying

Yes

Gonna cry. Jake Miller show tonight! #yousavedmejake

dude has got a huge health bar

(Gordon Ramsay meeting Big Cook, Little Cook) Wow, ok. It's a total mismatch. The big one does all the cooking and the little one flies around on a wooden spoon. Christ. Where's the little one gone? Jesus. He's hiding behind the bread bin. Fuck me.

when my bf won’t let me bite him as hard as i can for no reason

Me and yo dawwwwtuh

New Arctic Monkeys leak if anyone’s interested

Walter White in Mario Kart Wii

This is the best video I’ve seen all week

me on my way to see my boyfriend who I love so much

Oh god oh fuck it’s the gaba-ghoul

No more emails. If you want something from me you must approach me slowly and calmly with a piece of apple or carrot in your palm with your fingers flat and extended so I do not bite them

“i’m just resting my eyes” me actually passing out 5 min later

I spy a panto! He’s behind you! #LTHPanto