Me: the deodorant in my bag is a last resort. My brain: Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Me: SUFFOCATION, NO BREATHING! cc leah (she/her)

.leah (she/her) played “I’m in love with my car” on the way home from seeing Bohemian Rhapsody. Asshole.

Looks like a normal React app to me.

Today my machine had 9 Node processes mysteriously running and my laptop took off and launched into space. AMA.

“Work’n on my night cheese!”

Do we really need Transformer origin stories?

New gaming machine doesn’t post after build. DRAM mobo light solid for 5 seconds, then VGA light solid for 10, then shutdown. Even without GPU. Maybe bad memory? 😫

Today I explained a programming concept to leah (she/her) in a way that actually made sense. AMA.

We just launched our new Integration Platform with our partners Clubhouse and Rookout (Acquired by Dynatrace)! Now you have the power to build the kind of integrations you want to see in Sentry. We promise not to get lazy and stop building integrations of our own. blog.sentry.io/2019/04/23/int…

Delta has a boarding zone named Basic. A man went up too early, to which the gate attendant said, “You’re basic. Please wait over there”. It was savage.

It's a Heroku Ecosystem team reunion y'all.

👩‍💻 Want to help build Sentry's API and expand our footprint in the developer tools universe? Join our Ecosystem team sentry.io/careers/169626…

I'm super proud of the work my team has done over the last year. Seeing products go from idea, to out in the wild, is pretty rad. blog.sentry.io/2019/08/21/sen…

Hi friends. I'm back on here. I've missed you all.

Walked into a bar in Cyberpunk and a band I really love was playing. Cool surprise to stumble upon. The Armed

ran into Matte Noble Terence Lee Joe Kutner at #Kubecon HEROKU REUNION YALL check out @Doppler Mezmo and buildpacks_io at #Kubecon2022

Obligatory, first (official) day in our first office, photo. Which is above a nightclub. And is also an art gallery. So stoked. Complete with doofy smiles from peter cho and I.