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1) Both Johnson & Corbyn spin today is to “blame Remain” - saying Labour lost because legions of its working class voters decided they wanted a hard Tory Brexit. Trouble is, this is not really true. And it is dangerous.

It’s not really Christmas until you’re watching back to back episodes of ‘Nothing To Declare - Australian Border Patrol.’

My interview with ⁦Humanists UK⁩ Chief Executive ⁦⁦Andrew Copson⁩ in the ⁦TheOxfordBlue⁩ today! theoxfordblue.co.uk/2020/02/08/an-…

If your tweeting your sadness about Caroline Flack, also think about your own behaviour. When you tweet abuse & hate at people, most who you don’t even know, because it’s a laugh, or it makes your feel good for a second - just take a moment to think where that may lead.

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How is this not a huge story today?

For those who are able to: please try to scrape and save any videos and livestreams of the Capitol storming and occupation. Just like after Charlottesville in 2017, many of those who are streaming will delete their streams once they realize how incriminating the footage is.

Ten years on, the census is due again in just a few weeks, and everything in this article I wrote in 2011 is still true. theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

Do we think the BBC would have described a man as being ‘hysterical’ after they had thousands of pounds of property stolen? 🤔

🚨 NEW: Tory MP Christopher Chope says he’s backing Robert Jenrick for Tory leader because Kemi Badenoch spends “a lot of time” with her two young children

I thought nothing could shock me about the state of the Conservative Party, but that was before I had to sit through Christopher Chope MP opining about whether mothers can lead political parties. 🦖 I hope Robert Jenrick distances himself from these unhinged comments.

Labour’s Helena Dollimore told the Christchurch MP: “I think many women will be shocked by those comments. I'm really proud that we live in a country where we've had women who've become PM.” Lib Dem Alex Brewer also challenged Christopher Chope. More ⬇️ itv.com/news/meridian/…

We have a huge housing crisis in Hastings and Rye and it is children who are paying the price, with one child in every classroom growing up in temporary accommodation.

Now there's proper politics at work. The redoubtable Helena Dollimore MP winning a huge concession from Southern Water's beleaguered CEO at yesterday's EFRA Committee meeting. Time to think again but the derisory levels of compensation offered to customers who lost their water supply

Labour’s new coastal MPs are fighting for their constituents and supporting this government in cleaning up Britain’s rivers, lakes and seas.

Why was a millionaire Tory donor given public funds to help open a family “fun factory” in our town? The Tories wasted taxpayers’ money and the boarded up shop front now leaves a stain on our town. Rowena Mason theguardian.com/politics/2025/…

Thames Water's focus should be fixing broken pipes, not rewarding failure. People were rightly furious to hear Thames bosses tell me EFRA Committee they planned to take a bonus (“retention payment”) Pleased that Lab Govt & Steve Reed has stepped in to put a stop to this.