Holy. Shit. What a brilliant, horrifying cover.

We made a Fourth of July playlist... 🇬🇧💔🇺🇸

That (already outrageously sweet) hot chocolate comes with sugar cubes in France never ceases to puzzle me.

"Uh. . . Friday's no good. . . weekend is just end-to-end, sorry. . . Monday there's a thing, Tuesday I said I'd get the leaves out of the gutters. . . Wednesday is, uh. . . bassoon practice. . ."

We should refer to this period in history simply as “The Circumstances.”

32C is too hot for nearly 10PM.

New England pulling out all the stops tonight.

International moves are stressful. Major relief as we waved goodbye to the lorry with our possessions after 2 days of packing. Thought I'd reward the dog's patience with a final swim in Lac Léman. Turns out the lorry has all of her leads.

Dog's day is everyday. Still, grateful for this dog #InternationalDogDay

Dear Parents who insist on driving their children to school in London, making everyone's commute take much longer, Please take public transportation instead. Thank you.

The important thing is that we did something?!

Hi journalist friends. Does anyone have tips on groups/designers building cool interactive infographics? Looking for someone to help me on a work project. Thank you!

Good morning

This is my favourite Halloween content so far.

Travel friends: looking for a place of character (pub? small hotel) to stay halfway between London & Penzance on 26 Dec. Any recommendations?

Any recommendations for a weekend in Sussex at the end of May? Cool hotels/cottages/glamping for family and dog?

so...any updates on this? x.com/mirandadevine/…

Terrible mismanagement of crowds London Waterloo Southern sending huge crowds back and forth between platforms in a series of inaccurate announcements. This included elderly people relying on canes. We need better crisis reactions.

Welcome to the time of year when a robust number of men I know call in a panic, asking me what size their wife wears.