MasterofNaps (@masterofnaps) 's Twitter Profile
MasterofNaps

@masterofnaps

Just trying to take as many naps in life as possible. I write about horses for a living, it’s pretty awesome 🐎

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Andrea Junker (@strandjunker) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Maybe it’s just me, but I’d much rather have an entire undocumented immigrant family with two happy trans kids living right next door to me than a white supremacist or a racist MAGA lunatic any day of the week.

MasterofNaps (@masterofnaps) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Here’s your reminder (not that you should need one) to never, under any circumstances, ask if a woman is expecting. I don’t care if she’s in active labor. Don’t do it. It’s rude.

latke (@latkedelrey) 's Twitter Profile Photo

my ultimate sexual fantasy is that i get to lie down in a big cozy bed and take a really long nap (as long as i want) and when i wake up someone has magically handled all the things in my life that are stressing me out

feyisayo 💸 (@feyiszn) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Before you go to bed tonight remember that there is no need to be stressed. You are okay. You have time to slow down and calculate your next steps. Your whole life is still ahead of you. You got this.

NWS Wakefield (@nwswakefieldva) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Even though #HurricaneErin will not make landfall, we will still experience multiple hazards across the area. As Erin’s wind field expands, tropical-storm-force gusts of 40 to 50 mph are expected along the coast, which could result in tree damage and power outages. #vawx #ncwx

Even though #HurricaneErin will not make landfall, we will still experience multiple hazards across the area. As Erin’s wind field expands, tropical-storm-force gusts of 40 to 50 mph are expected along the coast, which could result in tree damage and power outages. #vawx #ncwx