the fact i haven't died yet is solid evidence i'm the main character

Chlorophyll Protein 10K steps Protein Calorie deficit Ashwaganda Sweet potato ground beef 3L of water Hyrox Run club Protein Overnight oats Protein Chicken breast Seamoss Weighted vest Protein Protein shake Salmon Chia seeds

Best sleep: 1. Orgasm-induced sleep. 2. Tiredness from a long day sleep. 3. Sadness sleep. 4. Heartbreak sleep. 5. Fat bank account sleep. 6. AC-conducive atmosphere sleep. 7. Rainy season sleep.

when she’s a "..sent a photo" "..liked your story" "..replied to your message" "..sent a voicenote" "..reacted to a photo you shared" "..replied to your story" "..sent a reel by.." "..5+ messages.." type of girl, yes pls!

Cuz he purple

Thragg after the Viltrumite War😭 #Invincible

On my couch Watching PEAK

Thraag is to the viltrumites what viltrumites are to humans.

I'll go a whole week without spending $40 just to spend $1500 randomly in one day.

You really cannot teach people consideration.

I used to watch this with no idea wtf was going on.

Man dem try offa we with the recession, Covid, Hurricane Melissa, 5G, nft, Ai and now big war. Mi tired yf.

Are you old enough to remember this

Leg day yesterday felt a lil awkward, just one of them off days I figured but consistency yadda yadda, gwan do my thing. THIS MORNING?!

someone gotta leak the doomsday trailer bro

ITS NOT FRIDAY?! …the entire day I’ve been in “tomorrow is Saturday” mode

coffee doesn’t even make me feel energized i just drink it for the love of the game

The moral debate around the Legend of Aang movie is fascinating tbh

….how tf is it 1:20

….starvation