Hello

I have no idea whats going on? Can anyone help? James?!

Hello? Mother of 3 children pissed in a premier inn

This is rubbish! I have no friends its my worst nightmare!

Hello ? Anybody? Ok if I have no followers by 5 im untweeting myself

Is it still snowing in Scotland? Freezing in Southport. Been sat in premier inn all day waiting for breaded camembert

Bye !x

Sat in pub in Perth having secret gin and tonic with orange hair and face