Sade: COAST TO COAST, LA TO CHICAGO Me: Erm, Chicago isn't on the coa... Sade: ACROSS THE NORTH & SOUTH TO KEY LARGO Me: Across is more for east & west... Sade: SMOOOOTHH OPERAATOOR!!!!

The Aristocrats!

Goal for 2025: master eating hors d'oeuvres without looking like it's my first time in polite society.

My 94-yr-old dad just called from his retirement home's NYE party to tell me it looks like he's in the middle of a New Yorker cartoon and I can't stop laughing.

Ciao 2024! You won't be missed.

Goal for 2025: develop same f*ck you attitude as the old guy who walks backwards around my neighbourhood.

Wanted: Groups of 4-6 ppl to walk slowly & without focus across the aisles of Costco nationwide. No pay, but a great family outing.

STYLIST: What do you wanna do for the Golden Globes? JEREMY STRONG: I’m thinking Hunter S. Thompson in the Beastie Boys. STYLIST: Got it. JEREMY STRONG: Paddington’s cousin who sells coke. STYLIST: Okay. JEREMY STRONG: Stanley Tucci playing Gilligan. STYLIST: Right.

Omg stop with this bullshit

Nights like tonight remind me of this Cowboy Junkies lyric: "It's the kind of night that's so cold, when you spit, it freezes before it hits the ground."

I can’t stop laughing at this. 😂

let’s pray it never comes to that

From Canadian Jim Elliott on Facebook. 🧵 1/ "Dear 77,301,997 Trump-Loving, Conspiracy-Huffing, Rage-Addicted Americans (And the Canadian Dumbfucks Who Worship Them) Oh, hey there. Sit down. Read this. Try not to cry.

Sometimes stained glass is a very therapeutic way to express yourself.

Even if he’s still alive tomorrow, that’s one day closer to that not being true.

See ya, 2025!

Update: Last night I put on "In the Air Tonight" at 11:56:40 as instructed and at exactly midnight, Phil Collins appeared in my living room and I guess he lives with us now.

Sorry, not gonna work for me - already have enough snow, thankyouverymuch.