Some clubs win on the pitch, some clubs win in the boardroom… I’d rather have my memories in Wembley than on Twitter 🤷‍♂️

Absolutely nailed it #OasisLive25

What a night! My band. #OasisLive25

Most depressing thing about the Semenyo incident is that everyone around them would have heard what he said and no-one called him out. #liv

In other news my favourite bike from the 80's was this.

Fuck VAR. #che

BREAKING: The Premier League continues to find reasons to disallow goals.

When Adrian Durham and Chris Sutton are on our side you know it's a scandalous decision.

Ah, the famous 'standing one metre away from the wall' rule.

Where was the law on this one?

Hey PGMO, 12 of 14 direct free kicks from last season should have been disallowed. Enforce it properly now! #cpfc

Get this patter right in the fuckin bin man. Whether you were born here or simply adopted Scotland as your home, you're Scottish. If you disagree, please block me; I think you're a cunt. Rejecting someone as Scottish based on the colour of their skin is a fuckin nonsense.

🚨: Steve Parish has been so impressed by #CPFC’s start to the season, he believes Oliver Glasner has more than enough players to avoid relegation. The Eagles supremo also believes that Ebere Eze’s and Marc Guehi’s departures will open up a first team pathway to academy players.

Chelsea owners BlueCo have signed Julio Enciso and he will play for Strasbourg, who are also owned by BlueCo, before being transferred back to Chelsea. Good thing UEFA have thrown Crystal Palace out of Europe, though.

Legal action against the police in relation to the charge she plead guilty to? Not only racist but thick as well.

THIS CRYSTAL PALACE TIFO ABOUT NOTTINGHAM FOREST PULLS ZERO PUNCHES 🤯

Guy in the sunglasses is hilarious. Absolutely loving it but still joins in with “what the fucking hell is that?” literally seconds later 😂

Huge fan of the bloke telling everyone around him ‘pretty good to be fair’ before joining in with the chants, that’s real football

It would have been better for Utd if they just accepted losing at half time. But they tried their hardest to come back and still lost.