🇦🇹🇩🇪 Back in 2018, RB Salzburg and RB Leipzig found themselves in THE SAME Europa League Group. I think we can say that Crystal Palace have been slightly hard done by with being demoted to the Conference League…

If you’re laughing or scoffing at Palace fans protesting outside Selhurst Park yesterday, I feel as though you’re missing the point of football fandom. Sorry it goes on a bit, I wanted to make my point as fully as possible. 🤝

Every cup needs a saucer

Never let it be forgotten that UEFA could have gone after Man City, Man Utd, RB Leipzig etc who are actually part of a multi-club ownership model. Instead, they chose to make an example of little old Crystal Palace, who are not (and never have been) part of an MCO. 🚮 #CPFC

#UEFAmafia

One metre away from three points... SunExpress 🛫

Thank you for everything Eberechi Eze❤️💙 #CPFC #AFC

Eberechi Eze has been a revelation for Crystal Palace. A unique talent with a distinct ability to glide past players, every motion with an indescribable amount of poise. He is unquestionably the most iconic player to adorn a Crystal Palace shirt. 16:46 on Saturday, 17th May will

When Graham Linehan was being persecuted by the police, courts and trans activists, who looked away the hardest? As Graham Linehan details here, the blindest eye was Private Eye’s. thecritic.co.uk/why-did-the-ey…

Premier League’s best ever full back along with its best defender.

theguardian.com/music/2023/sep… My album Hit Parade came out 2 years ago today, in the middle of a controversy. Having been told previously by music journalists that it was already “album of the year” when the controversy broke I was instructed by the same people to admit “ignorance” and

Only unbeaten side in the Premier League, just saying

Crystal Palace are the only team who remain unbeaten this season after defeating Liverpool 👏 They haven't lost in 12 Premier League matches, last tasting defeat in April 📈

The internet shutdown in Afghanistan happened in real time in my online poetry class on Monday. The women's accounts dropped out one by one. The last to go was Neda. Just before her image froze, I promised to put her poem on Twitter. She's 11. Online was her last hope of

I still miss the original and far superior bake off. The casting means that it has now become a vehicle for young posh people and not a celebration of the vast majority of those who bake regularly. #GBBO

My plea for next year's casting of Bake Off - please include more people who best represent the vast majority of amateur bakers. In particular, older women who have baked for decades. #GBBO

No one’s journey to discover that all of gender ideology is one gigantic lie is perfect. It takes a lot of time & effort to unpack all of the emotional & metal manipulation. It’s natural to want to “be kind”, most people think that way, and then you realize that is what was

A wren’s voice is loud and clear, despite its small size. 📽: Lawrence Chatton

One of the greatest moments on Parkinson occurred in 1982 when Buddy Rich and Roy Castle brilliantly "improvised" "'Tain't What You Do (It's the Way That You Do It)" to buy time for a late-arriving special guest—none other than Sammy Davis Jr. A truly remarkable moment.

“AFCON SMEAR CAMPAIGN” (Same Game, Different Judgement) A comment by Darren Lewis, a respected British sports journalist, deserves real credit. Paraphrasing his point: We need to stop pushing the lazy narrative that what happened at the AFCON final is somehow a stain on all of