Have I missed any news since I've been off Twitter for 4 minutes?

Bet accordingly

I've been edging for years and eating these brownies really does help stop me from cumming.

They are gonna fuck

If they all vote "YES" on Jill Stein she could win her ballot measure.

I was right.

elections have consequences

C’mon Joe Biden you’ve got immunity, do some crazy stuff!

I was right.

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Worthless AI

I have a theory that the rise of Trump is correlated with the deceased use in the word 'retarded' as in basically conservatives no longer know they are completely retarded and we just need to make sure they are aware.

Tarek Mansour Why isn't the Epstein market paid out yet? Are you out of money?

There's no one more oppressed in the world than people who love predictions market but hate crypt0 and republicans

Secretary Kennedy Take it from my cold dead hands!

Ticketmaster Fan Support crazy that Ticketmaster completely ruined my trip and is ignoring my requests for compensation for the hardship they caused me.

Hey Ticketmaster Ticketmaster Fan Support, took my money for a hotel, never booked the room, left me stranded, and refused to offer compensation Their response? "Ticketmaster does not provide any compensation for travel expensive etc." Another thing they don't do: proofread their emails

Everyone should kill themselves at the same time so we can see what happens.

The Head and the Heart