Me: "Can I have some friends over ?" My mother: "who is coming?" Me:

Is there a Twitter for every kinda motor ffs. Talk to me Suzuki Vitara Twitter

Ooft that’s mental

Mate that’s been 10 mins wanty just make ma pizza

This is so sad

Somebody tell her she’s drapped her gay card

My 4 year old son just heard clapping, he said 'daddy instead of clapping for the NHS what if the Conservative party didn't freeze their pay after cutting frontline services for 10 years?', speechless👏

Canny wait for an Asda night when this is aw done

Pal sent me this. Good show of support from the tin pail ✊ “1-1-2 for the Bar-L crew” 👏😅

You just know some clown here is riddled with that virus 😪

Shout oot to aw the normal adults faking 5k times so their pals think they’re faster than they are

Aye she will stop people dying just so she can brag aboot it the cow

A chance to own a celtic top signed by the squad that got us to 9 in a row. A 9 in a row flag (bigger version than picture) oh and a bottle of (gold dust) Buckfast wine😏 £5 a number through PayPal, for a few good causes please share, thank you paypal.me/LouiseLavery