Number 8. Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nose! ☃️ Wollens #Advent #jokeoftheday

Number 9. What do Santa’s little helpers learn at school? The elf-abet! 🧝‍♂️ Wollens #Advent #jokeoftheday

Number 10 and into double figures! How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer. 🛷 Wollens #Advent #jokeoftheday

Number 11. What kind of photos do Santa’s helpers take? Elfies! 📸 Wollens #Advent #jokeoftheday

Number 12 and halfway there! What is the best Christmas present? A broken drum—you just can’t beat it! 🥁 #Advent #jokeofthwday Wollens

Number 13. Why does Santa go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him. 🧑‍🎄 Wollens #Advent

Number 14. Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars? Their days are numbered! 📅 Wollens #Advent

Sorry that was a double! The shame! Number 15. What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer! ♟Wollens #Advent

Number 16 and another donated one…Why didn't Santa replace Comet and Cupid when they left to become HGV drivers? They were just two deer. 🦌 Wollens #Advent

Number 17 What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?  The Christmas alphabet has No-el’s 📄 Wollens #Advent

Number 18 What do you call an elf that can sing and dance?  Elfis 🌲 Wollens #Advent

Number 19 What did the beaver say to the Christmas Tree? Nice gnawing you! 🦫 Wollens #advent #JokeoftheDay

Number 20 Who hides in the bakery at Christmas? A mince spy! 🥧 Wollens #Advent

Number 21 and we are in the last stretch! What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsil-itis! 🎄 Wollens #Advent

Number 22 How does a sheep say Merry Christmas?  Fleece Navidad! 🐑 Wollens #Advent

Getting close now… number 23 What kind of motorcycle does Santa like to ride?  A Holly Davidson! 🤶

Number 24 and two for Christmas Eve, first… why was Santa stressed when he got stuck in a chimney? He felt Claus-trophobic 🦌 Wollens #Advent

Number 24 and the last of the advent jokes for 2021! Which pantomime is the government doing this year? Chris Whittington. 🧝‍♀️ Have a brilliant Christmas. Take care and stay safe. 🎤 dropped Wollens #Advent

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