"Take Meow't to the Ballgame" is one of the best promotions I have ever seen. Just incredible.

It would be best to retire now before that batting average goes under the Mendoza line. Blue Jays fans put up with this guy for six years. SIX YEARS (6). Ridiculous. He had one good month a season and everyone got excited. And then he’d suck. Reminds me of Daulton Varsho.

Pedestal Paul at it again.

“So, shout out to his family” is beyond comprehension. Absolutely diabolical. Insane. And borderline comical.

That reminds me of the time I thought it was a good idea to have 21 drinks on my 21st birthday and then all of a sudden I was naked walking through a park in Munich, Germany.

I've played Osprey Valley once. Was 1-under through 4 holes. Finished with a 96.

Maple Leafs fans need to take a deep breath. And maybe I’m overthinking this but isn’t it called Canada’s National Tower? Or maybe you’re overthinking this because who gives a shit?

I guarantee you that the worst person you know, likes Barstool Sports.

I got swine on the seats. #OhYeah

There’s a rainbow around the sun. It’s been nice knowing you all. Sorry for all the Cavan Biggio tweets.

I got swine on the seats. #OhYeah

Sure it’s not Oakmont, but the Toronto Hunt Club has to have one of the best 1st hole tee blocks in all of Canada. The most beautiful bogey you could ask for.

Alright, whats the deal with this guy? Weird behaviour since winning the Masters. And by weird behaviour, I mean the guy is acting like a complete dick to a lot of people. And when he does speak to the big bad media, he’s condescending and arrogant. No one likes him anymore.

Am I still dreaming? Is this real? What is happening? This is embarrassing for Canada. And the world. Truly. Without shame. All of them.

It's 2025. We can stop injecting religion into every aspect of society now. "God Bless You" because an evil spirit is gonna get ya? Stop it. You sneezed. Because you're a human being.