Could not be more accurate x.com/adamstavros/st…

other uses for hotdog buns: -pencil holder -money clip -fill a pillow case with them now you have a new pillow -under qualified babysitter -a bed for stuart little

“Why do his underwear say, ‘blah blah blah blah blah’? Some people’s underwear these days! This culture is going downhill!!!”

Aldi is community building: a bunch of people packed into a tight space all trying to accomplish a mission while working together instead of against each other. Lol go Aldi

If your husband likes hot water for dinner!! 😋😋😋 x.com/dangitdixie/st…

Out of context bible verses 😂😂😂

“I just see a goats butt and think, ‘I’m dead’.🐐”

“Once when I was 11 I really wanted a dog, so I asked Dad what his favorite type of dog was and he said a hot dog....” Elaina Chester

Do you think people who order cider at Biggby or Starbucks know that you can go to the grocery store and buy an ENTIRE GALLON of cider plus caramels and heat it up at home for the same price or less?

Grocery store apples taste like cardboard

“This is what little kids feel like: always getting their face eaten off.”

Feed your kids veggies when they’re little!!!!

I’m a little praiser, I’m a hallelujah raiser!

My next business is going to be called Table to Farm, and it’s where you bring your table and you just sit around on the Farm.

Hey guys

Finally a coffee shop with ergonomically-friendly tables and chairs!!!

"Ian, any idea why my toothbrush is on the counter?" "Idk, but I did have to brush Dexter's teeth earlier because he picked up a dead bird."