Behind every hot girl there is a deep history with The Muppets

Fuck United Airlines for real

Absolute trash

BRB just gotta come up with a quick million dollars to afford the cost of living 🙃

Time can stop any day now

I’m not sure that I will recover from last night’s drunk texts #fuckingembarassing

I accidentally ordered chicken tenders…worse things have happened

I wish it was easier to find new music on Spotify like it used to be.

I’m drinking wine, floating in the pool, storm brewing with winds and thunder in the distance, listening to a heartbroken mermaid mix on Spotify. Wild Saturday night. I’ve either peaked or hit rock bottom 🧜‍♀️🥲

To the kid that looked at my ID at Walmart and put that I wasn’t under 40: screw you

One of the best returns that WWE ever produced. Rest in Peace Bray Wyatt 🙏🏻 x.com/KROSSDOWNTOWN/…

Not that followers matter but anytime I post art I lose them. So lesson learned I guess

“We don’t have the budget for that” Pays CEO millions. 👍🏻

Put me in coach 😅🙃

Christmas 2023 with the Wilds: way more John Wilkes Booth than I anticipated

Josh Allen at 6-6 on a bye week

All I’m saying T is if they’re gonna nominate Barbie for Best Picture they probably shoulda nominated some of them broads that was involved.

First date idea: you sit awkwardly next to me while I cry during Kermit’s rendition of “rainbow connection”