ladies imagine this: 10 years ago some guy named michael said he'd pay for your college tuition. then when you're about to graduate, he tells you he can't and tries to make it up by giving you lithium batteries for a computer you don't have. you're a scott's tot.

Fun fact for today: Annie thought that Steve Jobs created facebooks, and I’m not sure if it’s just a stress of finals or if she’s just dumb

How crazy is it that we all almost fuckin died yesterday and we had no idea

You know... maybe there IS comida en la casa.

Holy shit. This is Beirut, Lebanon today. One million people taking over the city for anti-corruption protests.

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I’m not risking it. I NEED THOSE A’S

“congratulations you’re hired!”  “congratulations you’re approved!”  “congratulations you’re accepted!”  “congratulations you’re promoted!”  rt for good luck in 2020

thinking about these 1920s newspaper excerpts

Trying to broker this deal now: If we get 10,000 followers by April, we want a police cat. If you support this important public safety initiative, follow us & RT #BigGoals #PoliceCatAssociationofAmerica

The people who need to really see & absorb this, won’t. But here you go. Enjoy today’s latest stunning hypocrisy x.com/nowthisnews/st…

Police in Troy, Michigan are interviewing multiple feline suspects for the position of “police cat.” The cats have to pass a background check; candidates caught with catnip need not apply! abcn.ws/2GENELM

So, let me get this straight... We're bombing Syria, because Syria bombed Syria, to show Syria that Syria shouldn't bomb Syria. Then, after we've bombed Syria for bombing Syria, we still won't accept Syrian refugees that are seeking refuge from the bombing. Got it.