At almost every moment during the #GoldenGlobes, I keep asking myself: "What is that person on?" Weed? Pills? Booze? More?

"If you're afraid of dying, it shows you have a life worth living." -The Last King of Scotland (2006)

"Life is a series of arrivals and departures." -View from the Toop (2003)

I don't expect everything to be handed to me, just set it down wherever.

Well at least I watched Life of Pi! #Oscars

Best hair and makeup goes to 2 people who forgot about their hair and makeup #Oscars

So glad Kristen Stewart could grace the Oscars with her presence. #Sarcasm #Oscars2013

Don't be afraid to be open-minded. Your brain isn't going to fall out. #Truth

I miss my tan.

"Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm going to give it my best shot." -Zoolander (2001)

Trying to end a phonecall with yiayia is about 15 minutes of "enta3i yiayia, ok yiayia, ne yiayia, kai egw yiayia..." #TypicalGreek

Miracle (noun) - The brief moment when you wake up with 20/20 vision before realizing you fell asleep with your contacts on.

Women who get their hair/nails done on a daily basis are happier and live longer. Pampering yourself is good for your health.