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i just saw a karen elson instagram post and i think he was smiling at me and my 3 kids because this weekend he brought his to college 🥹

the older our kids get, the more disturbing this game becomes i wish they would stop playing it

as a parent in nyc without a nanny who handled pickup from preschool etc, there was a brief period where i assumed most of the other women waiting with me were also mothers of the children they were picking up 🤪

welp donald trump just torpedoed my wip multi-book fantasy manuscript the spheres of terra

A key point missing in a lot of post debate analysis is that Trump’s claim about immigrants eating pets almost perfectly syncs up to the piano in the Peanuts theme song.

“she’s a supporter she’s been a supporter she was a supporter she’ll be a supporter she will have been a supporter she has supportered”

my 4yo names her stuffed octopus octopussy and i have to just be like, ok

ive been shadowbanned on twitter for months but im not sure why somebody help 🥺

publishing people who follow me— would this be a good plot for a middle grade book?

what kind of literary studies phd would say assigning full books to students is absolute insanity… …oh

my 6yo has been talking about stories in terms of problems and solutions and obstacles, and in 20 years she’s going to dunk on the other writers in her mfa fiction workshop with her mastery of dramatic narrative 🤩

yall im worried about caroline calloway she appears to still be in her beach house in sarasota…

taco bell demonstrating the infinity between itself and the limits of innovation

a group of us watching election coverage out of nowhere, my friend’s 5yo: “fuck i really hope kamala wins”

the onion bought infowars

30 clurb checking in (let this be my final post on twitter 🤞)