Bad things good people do: 1. Ask if their special order has come in when we specifically said we'd call when it's here. #badthingsgoodpeopledo

Me: Can you please put your mask on all the way? Customer: *Pulls it up over his bottom lip* Me: ...all the way. Customer: I'm not doing that. It doesn't do anything, the virus is 0.12 microns- Me: *walks away* Costumer's 8 yo kid: Why didn't you just put it on all the way?

Customer: I need a gift for a teenage boy and girl that like Magic. Me: *suggests precon decks* Customer: Is this going to be ok for a girl? Me: You could get her this one, Domri is female. Costumer: *mishears because Magic is "only for boys"* He's he-male? What's a he-male? #mtg

Bad things good people do: 2. Walk around the store with their phones out, comparing our prices to Amazon. #badthingsgoodpeopledo #SmallBusiness

I pray to Asmodeus to help me get through this day. I've had preteen boys on scooters coming in and out of the store buying Pokemon cards for the last hour. When will they run out of money? #BoysOnScooters #Pokemon #RunOutOfMoney

Remember when Gandolf fought Nergigante? #LordOfTheRings #MonsterHunterWorld

Bad Things Good People Do: 3. When I tell them we don't carry what they're looking for, ask if I know where they can find it. "Sure, let me Google that for you." #BadThingsGoodPeopleDo